booBEES Mituna x troll!Reader

Okai, I'll start out saying this, I don't picture Mituna as a cute little, lovable kid, I picture him as a pervy, spazzy, boy that likes shitty sex jokes. So warning, as you can tell by the title, there will be shitty sex jokes in this. So yeah, enjoy a fanfic of a spazzy skater boy.

Also
(y/n) = Your name
(b/c) = Blood color

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    -Your Pov-
    You roll down the sidewalk, heading over to your moirail's hive. You were, of course, riding the skateboard he had gotten you for your wriggling day. It was a (b/c) skateboard, and it was custom ordered. You really couldn't wish for a better moirail. Except the fact that you didn't want him as a moirail, you wanted him as a matesprit, but you felt you could never tell him.
    You pull up your skateboard and carry it as your reach the entrance to his hive. You go ahead and open the door, letting yourself in, as usual. Looking around, you don't see your flushcrush anywhere.
    "Tuna? You there?" you call, trying not to break anything that littered his messy floor.
    "YTFCTYtFVycCtcFCFcfgFGfgCY" a voice shouts from upstairs.
    You chuckle at what sort of mess he could've gotten into this time, leaving your skateboard propped against the wall, along with leaving your shoes and socks there. You make your way upstairs and try to locate which room Mituna was in. You could guess it was his own room, but you had never actually been in his room before. There never really was a need to anyway, you two usually hung out at your hive or outside.
    You slowly creek open the door, to see Mituna with his foot stuck under his dresser. You chuckle at the sight and he keeps trying to free his foot in any way he can. You walk over and crouch down next to him, and check his foot.
    "Lie flat on the ground, Mits," you say. He does so, and then you move his foot so it slides out from under the dresser.
    "UH TH4NK2," he says, before standing up and looking around his room, most likely for his suit and helmet. Now that your mind was off of helping Tuna, you finally get to look around the room. You first off noticed the piles of yellow and black patterned clothes all across his floor. The next thing that your mind finds is the furniture. Of course the dresser was there, next to the window, but on the opposite wall, there was the door. Next to the door was a desk, with a laptop and computer mouse lying on it. His bed was in the middle, the yellow and black striped sheets a mess.
    You stand up and go sit on the bed, "So, Tuna, what's ya lookin' for?"
    "MY H3LM37" he says still looking around.
    You pick up his helmet from the ground, "Found it." He looks over at you, quickly taking that, then his skateboard, and walking from the room. You followed, but you also noticed how he was quieter than his usual self. You shrug, and follow him out of his room, and then downstairs.
 
    -Mituna POV-
    You run down the stairs as you place your helmet on, making sure not to drop your skateboard. Your moirail, (y/n), was over, and you two were supposed to go to the skate park, and you really wanted to get there. (y/n) and you then left the house, and headed down to the skate park.

~Time Skip~

    -Your POV-
    The two of you had made it to the skate park and were fucking around on the ramp, Tuna falling quite a few times and bruising himself, but you would laugh and help him up every time. After a bit you two took a break and were chatting on a park bench when your phone rang. It was Karkat.
    You were about to pick it up when when Mituna grabbed your arm. He giggled then took the phone. He then screamed at the top of his lungs, and before Karkat had time to do anything, he hung up. You had burst out laughing, so that your eyes were watering. Mituna began to laugh as well, and you too sat there for awhile, just giggling. People gave you odd stares, but neither of you gave a shit.
    After that, you two were silent for a bit before Mituna spoke, "H3Y (Y/N)?"
    "Yeah?"
    "WH4T 7YP3 0F B33 M4K32 M1LK?"
    "What kind?"
    "B00B33Z!" he yelled and put his hand on your boob. You thought the joke was funny coming from him, and you being as chill as you were, you laughed, rather than where most girls would punch him. Although you had laughed it off, a small (b/c) flush had rose to your cheeks.
    Mituna dropped his hand to laugh some more, and you two decided to skate for a bit before it was too dark to do so. In about a half an hour, the sun had started to lower upon the horizon, staining the sky with bright pinks, purples, and oranges. The two of you decided to head back to your hive for a bit.

~Another Time Skip~

    -Mituna POV-
    You had turned on the TV at (y/n)'s place, watching Adventure Time. (y/n) had gone to the kitchen to get some pringles and drinks, so she soon returned with a can of pringles, and two cans of Mt. Dew. You were tired, and hoping that the Mt. Dew would keep you up, and it did. It gave you a little more energy than you needed.
    Your eyes, hidden by only your bushy hair, since you took your helmet of whenever you were not skating, locked onto (y/n). She truely was beautiful, funny, charming... You could go on and on. This gave you an idea as she was caught up in the TV show. You carefully lean over and...

    -Your POV-
    You slightly jump back as you feel Mituna, uhm, licking, your face. Your face is consumed with a (b/c) blush, reaching down your neck and up your ears. Mituna smirks at this, and laughs. You join in with the laugh, but are cut of as he locks his lips with yours. Your laughing gave him clear access to snake his tongue around your mouth. You were taken aback at first, bit you feel yourself enjoying it.
    Mituna leans away, "Flushed for you, (y/n)."
    You smile, "You too, Tuna." At that, he reaches his arm around you and you two end up cuddling while watching the show.
    "Love you," he says and gives you face a quick lick.